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Exotic aliment roundup

By Dave Stinton

There have been a lot of new diseases going around over the last couple of years. Keeping track of them can be tough on even the least hypochondriac among us. The Produce Section offers this guide to help you find out what's ailing you:



ANTHRAX

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SYMPTOMS:
Flu-like symptoms (fever, aches)
Swollen lymph glands
Difficulty breathing
Nausea
Rash

Prognosis: Potentially deadly, but good chance of recovery if caught early.
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WEST NILE

SYMPTOMS:
Swollen lymph glands
Flu-like symptoms (fever, aches)
Nausea
Rash
Difficulty breathing

Prognosis: Potentially deadly, but good chance of recovery if caught early.
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SARS

SYMPTOMS:
Nausea
Swollen lymph glands
Difficulty breathing
Flu-like symptoms (fever, aches)
Rash

Prognosis: Potentially deadly, but good chance of recovery if caught early.
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MONKEYPOX

SYMPTOMS:
Flu-like symptoms (fever, aches)
Swollen lymph glands
Difficulty breathing
Nausea
Rash

Prognosis: Potentially deadly, but good chance of recovery if caught early.



Dave Stinton read up on many famous diseases before writing this article.




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